Lullaby

Came across this adaptation of Hush lil baby dont say a word and found it intriguingingly funny:

Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball
And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand
And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate
And if the astral makes you sick Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick
And if that frankincense smells rank Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank
And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones
And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart
And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork
And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading
And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid
And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest
And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma

Jai